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‘The reason I curse so much is because, fuck you.’

sirmitchell:

Whoever made this deserves some sort of award.

deeplake:

Final Boss

pleatedjeans:

worst yogurt ever.

Ray: “So what are you drinking?”
Josh: “Probably a pina colada.”
Ray: “pina colada?!?! you pussy.”
Bartender: “What can I get ya?”
Ray: “I’ll have a pina colada.

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Nick: “If we had a swimming contest, Josh would probably kick all of our asses.”
Maria: “Umm, hello?! I’m cuban…

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the aftermath of pre-gaming in the Disney World parking lot…

that awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross

acciorupertgrint:

i’m usually like

Stay together for the kids, but also make new music k?

Dear blink-182, I know you guys got back together like two years ago, and you were obviously proud of it because you let the whole world know… but to put it bluntly, where the hell is the new album?! Oh, and please don’t sell-out even more by including any type of electronica or auto-tuning in your songs. Stick to your original formula of simple guitar riffs, Tom’s whining vocals, and immature lyrics. My inner teenage self will thank you for it… kthxbai